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  • WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH........... (joke)

    WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........

    1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

    2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
    OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.


    3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
    HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE
    LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

    5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
    SOOOOO MUCH.

    6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A
    NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

    7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

    8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

    9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING
    US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

    10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE
    THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

    11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON
    IT.


    12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT
    THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

  • #2
    so very true! I like this one the best

    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE
    LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
    ~ The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched - they must
    be felt with the heart ~ Helen Keller ~

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    • #3
      Oh so funny ~ I can think of a few times where most of these were TRUE

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      • #4
        yes, so true! LOL

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        • #5
          Sad but true at one time or another ...

          We dont get drunk we get tipsy ladies!! oh and we dont fart either ....ummm we pass gas! LOL

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          • #6
            LMAO this was a good one...i don't fart i fluff....LOL
            I'm Not Bossy, I just have better ideas

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            • #7
              Love it! Hehe

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              • #8
                OMG! I found myself nodding my head to everyone of those...
                Those that do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either. ~Golda Meir~

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                • #9
                  how scary that we ALL recognize ourselves in some of these - well, ok almost all of these!!!

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                  • #10
                    Alright who told you what I did on my birthday this yr. LOL I can relate to a few of those.
                    ""Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.""

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                    • #11
                      tami ...cute sig!

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                      • #12
                        Now that's funny, =))

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                        • #13
                          It's so sad to think that I've been there, done that to most of these !!

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                          • #14
                            Who me? *Looking around*.....
                            ************************************

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Maddison
                              Who me? *Looking around*.....

                              LOLOL, you should have seen me the night before our wine festive get together

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