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  • Tuesday Funny (adult)

    A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling
    insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch
    on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never
    be bitten again, I guarantee it."

    The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a propo-
    sition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered
    with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you
    come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you."

    The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he
    stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug
    spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the
    farmer.

    The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to
    the corn field. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging
    in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total
    wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite
    on him.

    The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't
    have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil
    happened?"

    The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,
    "For crying out loud, Mister, doesn't that calf have a
    Mother!"

  • #2
    thanks that was a good one

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