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    Apples and Wine

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
    afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
    apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at
    the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are
    amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
    one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
    to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
    acceptable to have dinner with.

    So now you know!!

    God grant me the serenity to accept the yarn I cannot return... courage to change the yarn I can... and the reciept to know the difference.

  • #2
    I had no idea...LOL!!!!!


    • #3
      Sounds right to me LOL