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    Redneck Pickup Lines
    1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

    8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til' afternoon.

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

  • #2
    I know that guy!!!!! lol

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    • #3
      Originally posted by nuisance
      I know that guy!!!!! lol
      Tx you giving us your best lines here so now what one are you going to use on Nu?

      huffle
      God grant me the serenity to accept the yarn I cannot return... courage to change the yarn I can... and the reciept to know the difference.

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