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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their shopping cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

    'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

    'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.

  • #2
    OOOooOOOOOoooooooo lol ZING!
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    • #3
      Did I hear a gun shot???? HAHA He is so DEAD!

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      • #4
        I believe the funeral will be held on thursday!! OUCH

        Huffle
        God grant me the serenity to accept the yarn I cannot return... courage to change the yarn I can... and the reciept to know the difference.

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