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  • Garfield on the Oil Shortage

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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    Our OIL is located in
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    ALASKA
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    California
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    Coastal Florida
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    Coastal Louisiana
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    Kansas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvania and Texas
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    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!

    Any Questions???
    NO? Didn't think So.

  • #2
    *laughing*

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    • #3
      LOL!!! That about explains it!!! I am bustin up!!

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      • #4
        Rotflmao!!!!!

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        • #5
          rotflmbo Really like this one..passing it on.
          I organize chores into catagories.
          Things I won't do now; things I won't do later; things I'll never do.

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          • #6
            Good one. LMAO

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            • #7
              LOL! So true!~

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              • #8
                cute

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                • #9
                  Love it!!!

                  Only a few of the dipsticks are wandering the country trying to become head dipstick!!! :OMG!: <<
                  Huffle
                  God grant me the serenity to accept the yarn I cannot return... courage to change the yarn I can... and the reciept to know the difference.

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