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    To Be Six Again
    > > > >
    > > > >The husband was sitting on the edge of the bed,
    > > >observing his wife as
    > > > >she turned back and forth, looking at herself in the
    > > >mirror. Since her
    > > > >birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to
    > > >have for her
    > > > >birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied,
    > > >still looking in the
    > > > >mirror.
    > > > >
    > > > >On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made
    > > >her a big bowl of
    > > > >Lucky
    > > > >Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
    > > >What a day! He put
    > > > >her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
    > > >Wall of Fear, the
    > > > >Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every ride in the
    > > >park. Five hours
    > > > >later they staggered out of the park.
    > > > >Her head was reeling and her stomach felt&nb sp;
    > > >upside-down.
    > > > >He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a
    > > >Happy Meal with
    > > > >extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to
    > > >a movie,
    > > > >with popcorn, soda pop, and her favorite candy,
    > > > >M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
    > > > >Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
    > > >collapsed into bed
    > > > >exhausted.
    > > > >
    > > > >He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
    > > >asked, "Well
    > > > >dear,what was it like being six again?" Her eyes
    > > >slowly opened and her
    > > > >
    > > > >expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size,
    > > >you dumb ass!"
    > > > >
    > > > >Moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
    > > >he's going to get it
    > > > >wrong.
    > > > >
    SHEL
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