Another Cute One

[SHEL]

To Be Six Again
> > > >
> > > >The husband was sitting on the edge of the bed,
> > >observing his wife as
> > > >she turned back and forth, looking at herself in the
> > >mirror. Since her
> > > >birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to
> > >have for her
> > > >birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied,
> > >still looking in the
> > > >mirror.
> > > >
> > > >On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made
> > >her a big bowl of
> > > >Lucky
> > > >Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
> > >What a day! He put
> > > >her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
> > >Wall of Fear, the
> > > >Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every ride in the
> > >park. Five hours
> > > >later they staggered out of the park.
> > > >Her head was reeling and her stomach felt&nb sp;
> > >upside-down.
> > > >He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a
> > >Happy Meal with
> > > >extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to
> > >a movie,
> > > >with popcorn, soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> > > >M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
> > > >Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
> > >collapsed into bed
> > > >exhausted.
> > > >
> > > >He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
> > >asked, "Well
> > > >dear,what was it like being six again?" Her eyes
> > >slowly opened and her
> > > >
> > > >expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size,
> > >you dumb ass!"
> > > >
> > > >Moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
> > >he's going to get it
> > > >wrong.
> > > >