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    DS's ENT appt today (tonsil/adnoids surgery eval), his pediatrician wanted them out because of obstructive airway apnea, the poor kid is up every hour

    ...anyway...

    ENT says DS is ok, not enlarged enough to obstruct sleep or consider surgery...BUT...DH is rather large around the mid section...does he snore? I say "YES!" DH says "NO!", Dr says "lets take a look"...10mins later DH (NOT darling if you know what I mean) has an appointment for a sleep study. Doctor says to him "We have 2 places we use...one has flat screens, satin sheets, realy nice like a hotel stay" DH says "I'll go there...I'm up all night with the baby, I could use a good nights sleep!"

    WTF? Are U FOR REAL? I wanted to STRANGLE HIM right there!!!! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN HEARD THE BABY OVER YOUR FAT A$$ NOISES YOU LAZY SOB.... do I have LOSER written across my farhead or something? Why am I such a target?

    I apologize, DH (again, NOT darling here) did manage to DRAG his FAT A$$ out of bed ONE NIGHT when I was heavily medicated with my broken ankle...and I NEVER heard the end of it!!! I havent slept thru the night in over 3years...and HE NEEDS a GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP?


  • #2
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    Maybe You Need A Sleep Study!!!

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    • #3
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      I need a weekend sleep study...away from EVEYONE!

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      • #4
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        I've Told You Over And Over, Sneak Down Here!! I'll Blow Up The Queen Size Air Mattress, The Room Has Dishnetwork, You Can Lay Your Arse In Bed And Sip Iced Tea, And Not Do Anything, As Long As You Want. But... I'm Not Going To Wash Your Arse, You Have To Shower Daily!!!

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        • #5
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          that blow up queen is looking better and better

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          • #6
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            I Knew Liked Blow Up Queens, That's Why I Offered!!!

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            • #7
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              men see things different then we do sew. that "one time" he got up with the baby.......well that was the "only time" the baby woke in the middle of the nite and he was the one to get out of bed. my dh still complains about how i hurt his pinkie finger while in the middle of a contraction with dd3. told him i would have changed places with him anytime.
              http://weatherpixie.com/index.php?&h...=AZ&place=KFFZ

              i didnt loose it! ...........i sold it on ebay!

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              • #8
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                If men had to go through pregnancies and child birth, there would be no babies/ children.

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by chop View Post
                  men see things different then we do sew. that "one time" he got up with the baby.......well that was the "only time" the baby woke in the middle of the nite and he was the one to get out of bed. my dh still complains about how i hurt his pinkie finger while in the middle of a contraction with dd3. told him i would have changed places with him anytime.
                  OMG!

                  After I blasted him last night for saying it he claimed he "was only kidding"... UGGGHHHHHHHH!

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Sewcute View Post
                    OMG!

                    After I blasted him last night for saying it he claimed he "was only kidding"... UGGGHHHHHHHH!
                    if he could still talk after u blasted him........u didnt do it correctly lol
                    http://weatherpixie.com/index.php?&h...=AZ&place=KFFZ

                    i didnt loose it! ...........i sold it on ebay!

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                    • #11
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                      One time when a friend's fam was giving her a whole bunch of crap... she said, "Ya know what? You're right... I'm a terrible person. I'm grounded for the weekend!" And she went to her room where she stayed for the whole weekend.

                      I think you need a good grounding, missy...
                      "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

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                      • #12
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                        HA! love that!!!

                        Reminds me of the woman who went on strike...oh yeah the husband didnt notice at first but BOY was he sore (no pun intended) when he ralized there was a strike on sex as well!!!

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