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    A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey
    where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His
    family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill,
    kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
    "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
    Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over
    the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses
    a wheel of cheese.
    when the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar
    cheese from the Black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the
    Mexican's feet.
    Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese,
    and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.
    "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos
    and other
    things?" she inquires. "No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me
    with a
    message...as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice
    yelling................

    "THAT'S NACHO CHEESE"!!!!
    Guts

  • #2
    Lmao!!!!!!
    Those that do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either. ~Golda Meir~

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    • #3
      Hehe ...too cute!

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      • #4
        ha ha... funny!
        A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

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        • #5
          Rotflol that's funny

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          • #6
            That's cute
            People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.

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