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  • Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

    Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind.....

    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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    I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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    I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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    What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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    Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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    The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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    How can there be self-help 'groups'?

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    Re: Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

    Wow! Such Deep Thoughts So Early In The Morning!!! I'm Impressed.

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      Re: Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

      That sounds like something George Carlin would come up with. LOL

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