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Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was
the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate uncaring b*st*rd of a husband started
to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a real pain in the a%s. One thing led to another and
somehow I ended up with his blood all over my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all the stains came out! In fact, the
stains came out so well that the kind and considerate
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on
my blouse came back negative and that I was no longer a suspect
in the disappearance of my husband.
Shuu, what a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for
having such a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was
the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate uncaring b*st*rd of a husband started
to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a real pain in the a%s. One thing led to another and
somehow I ended up with his blood all over my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all the stains came out! In fact, the
stains came out so well that the kind and considerate
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on
my blouse came back negative and that I was no longer a suspect
in the disappearance of my husband.
Shuu, what a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for
having such a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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