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    Dear Tide:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
    used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was
    the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In
    fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
    blouse. My inconsiderate uncaring b*st*rd of a husband started
    to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
    becoming a real pain in the a%s. One thing led to another and
    somehow I ended up with his blood all over my new white blouse!
    I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
    surprise and satisfaction, all the stains came out! In fact, the
    stains came out so well that the kind and considerate
    detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on
    my blouse came back negative and that I was no longer a suspect
    in the disappearance of my husband.

    Shuu, what a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
    without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for
    having such a great product.

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
    Last edited by Ro-Ro; 06-24-2008, 04:45 PM. Reason: forgot about the bad words - raced home to change it cause I didn't want to get suspended!
    "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"

  • #2
    Re: I love My Tide

    Dang!! I'm allergic to the stuff. Wonder if the new Spray'n Wash would work instead.
    Communicate. It can't make things any worse!


    • #3
      Re: I love My Tide

      Good one, funny. I will pass that on to my girlfriend,she will get a kick out of it.


      • #4
        Re: I love My Tide

        I'm allergic too. I'll try Zout. I think it works better than spray and wash.