RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?''Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, - they're having a yard sale.'
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?''Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, - they're having a yard sale.'