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  • They Walk Among Us.

    The worst of it is, the last line is very true!
    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

    I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back, same scenario!
    I departed the store with the $46.64.

    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
    I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
    for a Grande Late. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free"
    She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

    They Walk Among Us!

    One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the sky and said, "Where"?

    They Walk Among Us!
    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

    They Walk Among Us!!

    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said "Pacific".

    They Walk Among Us

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    They Walk Among Us!

    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

    They Walk Among Us!

    I could n't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

    They Walk Among Us!

    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

    Yep, They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce..
    and Worst of all .........
    THEY VOTE

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    Re: They Walk Among Us.

    Here's yur sign!
    "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"

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    • #3
      Re: They Walk Among Us.

      So I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in hand, i order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon, and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says "oh I'm sorry we don't have any ground beef" so i say "but here on the menu it says you have hamburger" and she responds "Oh well we have hamburger!" So i said ok I'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beef then. She says no problem! ...They Walk Among Us


      Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us

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      • #4
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        TRUE STORY: HERE IN TOWN SOMEONE PASSED A COUNTERFIT $30 BILL. THE GIRL AT THE REGISTER KNEW THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS A $30 BILL, SO SHE GAVE THE GUY CHANGE FOR A $20 BILL!!!

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        • #5
          Re: They Walk Among Us.

          " They walk among us" that almost could be another George Carlin bit.

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          • #6
            Re: They Walk Among Us.

            Right Sabine? sounds just like him, lol

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            • #7
              Re: They Walk Among Us.

              Another true story:

              The small town I live in doesn’t have garbage pickup so you either burn the garbage yourself or you take it to the dump. I normally burn my own garbage but after a big family gathering I decided that I didn’t feel like burning all that trash so I bagged it up and put it in the back of my truck and off to the dump I went.

              I asked the attendant how much they charge and he told me $2.00 for the first four bags and 50¢ for each additional bag. I laughed because I thought he was teasing me so I pointed to the 8 bags of garbage in the back of my truck and asked him how much. He told me $3.00 I paid him, dumped my trash and left.
              "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
              -Will Rogers

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