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    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
    erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
    the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
    of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
    Criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
    cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
    Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    Number 1
    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
    millions and millions of cows in the USA but we haven't got a clue as to
    where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
    we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
    "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #2
    Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

    I like # 1 , ,

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    • #3
      Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

      I'M MORE LIKE #6! :
      "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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      • #4
        Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

        Actually they are all good.

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        • #5
          Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

          i agree, all good, lol

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