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    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
    erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
    the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
    of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
    Criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
    cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
    Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    Number 1
    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
    millions and millions of cows in the USA but we haven't got a clue as to
    where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
    we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

  • #2
    Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

    I like # 1 , ,

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    • #3
      Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

      I'M MORE LIKE #6! :

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      • #4
        Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

        Actually they are all good.

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        • #5
          Re: 10 Thoughts To Ponder

          i agree, all good, lol

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