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    The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a
    drink.


    He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing
    one half in front of his wife.?

    He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
    piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.?
    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
    down
    between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
    around them were looking over and whispering.?

    Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can
    afford is one meal for the two of them."

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and
    politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they
    were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.?

    People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
    bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
    the drink.

    Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
    meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to
    sharing everything."

    Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
    napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat
    a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"?

    She answered....

    (Continue below - This is great)

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    "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"

  • #2
    Re: Marriage & Sharing

    OMG, I am laughing out loud, that is too funny. LOL

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    • #3
      Re: Marriage & Sharing

      Me too... laughing out loud!!
      "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

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      • #4
        Re: Marriage & Sharing

        So funny and yet so gross!!!

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        • #5
          Re: Marriage & Sharing

          Kind of like sharing a toothbrush

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          • #6
            Re: Marriage & Sharing

            That is sooo funny. I am still laughing. T U

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