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    MY NEXT LIFE - BY GEORGE CARLIN

    I want to live my next life backwards:
    You start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
    You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
    Then you become a baby, and then...
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions:
    central heating, room service on tap, and then...
    You finish off as an orgasm.
    I rest my case

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    Re: My Next Life - By George Carlin

    I love this one!
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      Re: My Next Life - By George Carlin

      Works for me!!! lol

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