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    NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit
    down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
    but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
    of them say the following:

    'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come
    together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come
    together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
    come one Lasta Time.'

    The lady can't take this anymore, 'You foul-mouthed
    sex obsessed pig.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In
    this country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places
    about our sex lives.'

    'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'
    abouta sex? I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to
    spell 'Mississippi','

    $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
    "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"

  • #2
    Re: No Speaka De English!

    I did read it again!! LOL

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    • #3
      Re: No Speaka De English!

      ROTFLMAO! is too short of a response so I'm adding LOL

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      • #4
        Re: No Speaka De English!

        You win my $5... ha ha
        "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

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