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  • I had to explain Birds & Mosquitos

    I called the kids in last night. As they came in I said the mosquitos must be crazy out there!! And DD Held out her arm and said a female mosquito bit me right here. I said and how did you know it was a girl??? She said it had a big butt filled with blood. and I said so that means it's a girl. Hands on her hips, 'I read those stupid books you gave me!!'
    ... stupid books.. She is 9 and neighbor next door suggested I get her books on puberty cause she is developing fast.....

    So everyone beware the girl mosquitos!!! They are ones with bloody butts!!

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    Re: I had to explain Birds & Mosquitos

    Yeah, the stuffed bloated oozing ones are the girls. Everone knows that.
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    • #3
      Re: I had to explain Birds & Mosquitos

      Yes, the female buggers are the ones that bite. They need the blood for their babies.

      I hope this was answered to HELP.

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      • #4
        Re: I had to explain Birds & Mosquitos

        Originally posted by mommyx2 View Post
        I said and how did you know it was a girl??? She said it had a big butt filled with blood. and I said so that means it's a girl. Hands on her hips, 'I read those stupid books you gave me!!'

        So everyone beware the girl mosquitos!!! They are ones with bloody butts!!
        The girls have "junk in their trunks" - sounds better than bloody butts!!! YUCK!

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        • #5
          Re: I had to explain Birds & Mosquitos

          So cute and precious.

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