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  • Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

    EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!


    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:


    1. He called everyone brother
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He didn't get a fair trial


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with His hands
    2. He had wine with His meals
    3. He used olive oil


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

    1. He never cut His hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

    1. He was at peace with nature
    2. He ate a lot of fish
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.


    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

    1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
    2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. And even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was still work to do.


    My vote is that God IS A WOMAN!
    "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"

  • #2
    Re: Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

    lmao, thats a funny one!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

      This is wonderful! I'm sharing this with my other message boards.....
      "WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

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      • #4
        Re: Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

        Originally posted by Manzanita View Post
        This is wonderful! I'm sharing this with my other message boards.....
        LOL'ing here too! just sent out in emails

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        • #5
          Re: Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

          Love It!
          Lauren ~The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people. ~
          Martin Luther King, Jr.

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          • #6
            Re: Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

            A good laugh is always welcome.

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            • #7
              Re: Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

              LOL! I am sending this one out too!
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              • #8
                Re: Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!

                That is to darn funny........

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