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Together At Last
> She married and had 13 children. Her husband
> died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her
> husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more
> children. Alas, she finally died.
>
> Standing before her coffin, the preacher
> prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving
> woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”
>
> One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her
> friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third
> husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her
> legs.”
>
> She married and had 13 children. Her husband
> died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her
> husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more
> children. Alas, she finally died.
>
> Standing before her coffin, the preacher
> prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving
> woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”
>
> One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her
> friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third
> husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her
> legs.”
>
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