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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
    are getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they
    know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars
    but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
    a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
    always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
    something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
    vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
    down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
    shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's
    all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say,
    "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going??"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
    off the table yo u always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
    when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are
    suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
    friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
    "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

  • #2
    Re: Why???

    ROTFLMAO!!! All I kept thinging was:

    Why do we DRIVE on a PARKway - and PARK on a DRIVEway?

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    • #3
      Re: Why???

      And why at drive through ATM's do they have braille characters on the keypad?

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      • #4
        Re: Why???

        Sounds like a George Carlin bit. Love it.

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