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NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day …
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John .
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day …
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John .
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!
~The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people. ~
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