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    I will never hear church bells ringing again without
    smiling...

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
    passed away, Annie
    went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
    95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
    grandmother replied, He
    had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
    morning.'

    Horrified, Annie told her grandmother that 2 people
    nearly 100 years old
    having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago realizing our
    advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when
    the church bells
    would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
    Nice and slow and
    even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
    out on the Dong.'

    'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck
    hadn't come along.'

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    Re: Suinday Morning Sex...JOKE

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