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    The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

    After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

    Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

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    ROFLMAO,no sh**,he4 coulda save4d4 a bundle

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    • #3
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      Thanks for the laugh . I suspect that with all their money (both of them), this is just a blip .... there was more principle involved than money.

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        I had to share this one with DH!
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          Now that's a good one, made me laugh. Of course considering his age, he doubt he could do it every night , but then there is always Viagra LOL

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            Age isn't a factor for some people.

            Poor Paul. I told him not to marry Heather, but he didn't listen to me.
            Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

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              i dunno, paul took a big hit from MJ,hes rich, but she wasnt, at least not as rich,i would have taken the hooker, lol

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by TxRogue View Post
                i dunno, paul took a big hit from MJ,hes rich, but she wasnt, at least not as rich,i would have taken the hooker, lol
                LOL, seems to me she came awful close to being one, a hooker that is. I think he was on the rebound after his wife died and Heather came along at the right place and time.

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                • #9
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                  your right Sabine,she made out big time!!!

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by beatlebette View Post
                    Age isn't a factor for some people.

                    Poor Paul. I told him not to marry Heather, but he didn't listen to me.
                    I told him too. Babe even said he'd share me... I'd have saved him lots of $$.
                    "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

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                    • #11
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                      that's very clever, did make that up ?
                      I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon !!!

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