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    Jewish and Chinese Pilots
    A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

    His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.


    Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'


    'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'

    'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'

    'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'


    'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

    There's a few minutes of silence.


    'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.


    'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.


    'Jews sink Titanic.'


    'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

    'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'

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    Cute one!
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    • #3
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      That was cute Tx! Ty for making me laugh!
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      • #4
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        Another good chuckle!!! LOL!!

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