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    FRIDAY, JULY 25, 2008 - MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!

    Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

    July 25 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

    Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

    Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

    Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

    Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

    Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce "SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!"

    These are the rules you must follow:
    1. You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
    2. You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
    3. You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
    4. No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
    5. CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

    If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day.

  • #2
    Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

    I work at home.... all by myself.... can I slap Babe and pretend he's a coworker??
    "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

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    • #3
      Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

      Yep - He may not be a co-worker but he is a life-partner and that could even be more of an irritant as you see him more.

      Go ahead - slap away

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      • #4
        Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

        Love it, that is too funny.

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        • #5
          Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

          I don't work, but I sent this to all my friends and family that do!
          Visit my blog at: http://midlifemotherhood45.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

            are you sure it wasn't last week? Cause it was so tempting then!!!!! lol

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            • #7
              Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

              Does the boss count as a co-worker? Nevermind, the boss don't work.

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              • #8
                Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

                Mine shoots rubberbands at me all day. Hmph.

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                • #9
                  Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

                  I would love to, but the boss is off that day!
                  Darn it!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day

                    Pouncermom - change the date to suit yourself. This is a frustration release day - it is not bounded by date rules

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