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    Is it over yet? Where's our cocktail waitress?

    I'll have a cold can of Bud, please.
    I'm working on taxes. I swear the little boxes you have to fill out get smaller and smaller every month and I'm reduced to wearing "cheater" glasses now. They give me a terrible headache after just a few minutes from having to roll my eyes down to fill out the forms and back up to see anything else. (Does that make sense?)
    Anyway, there's a 10 CENT discrepency between my monthly calculations and the quarterly form and it's making me CRAZY! ARGHHHHH
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    Re: Is it over yet? Where's our cocktail waitress?

    Bless You! Now that stomach virus has passed I think I will have my usual Chardonnay! Cheers! Here's to a FABULOUS Weekend!
    Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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    • #3
      Re: Is it over yet? Where's our cocktail waitress?

      OK, Ang, have you found the 10 cent discrepency ? LOL, that's how I feel when I balance my checkbook and I am off a few cents. It has to balance, I know I am anal about it.
      I have a cold Beck's beer !

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      • #4
        Re: Is it over yet? Where's our cocktail waitress?

        Still haven't found it. I put it down and got obsessed with something else.
        Our monthly deposits and quarterly statement have to be 100% in sync. I just put it down until Monday morning. I'll probably pick it up and it will jump right out at me.
        I'm ready for my second Bud please...

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        • #5
          Re: Is it over yet? Where's our cocktail waitress?

          I hope you don't get suspended for being short, like this lady yesterday....

          House Staff Represents for Lunch Lady
          Posted Jul 24th 2008 7:40PM
          A giant boycott is scheduled to go down next Tuesday in Washington, D.C. Rising gas prices? Nope. Iraq war? Nah. A woman named Little Doris? Ding, ding.
          Turns out Doris is a beloved member of the cafeteria staff at the Longworth House Office Building. According to an email circulating among House staffers, Doris was suspended without pay for being $9 short on her register. The government loses billions all the time and she's being jacked up for losing $9!
          So the staffers are looking to boycott all the cafeterias run by Restaurant Associates to show their support for Doris.
          Now about those taxes ...

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          • #6
            Re: Is it over yet? Where's our cocktail waitress?

            Hey, that 9.00 turns into 900.00 real fast when you owe it to the IRS! LOL

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