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    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...



    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
    straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother
    and comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
    had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old
    having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
    advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
    would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
    even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong".

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued....

    "He'd still be alive if the damn ice cream truck hadn't come
    along".
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