FOOD FUNNIES: Signs You Picked the Wrong Camp Cook
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9. "Outside?! In the woods?!? That's the silliest thing I've ever
heard! I mean, where do you plug in the refrigerator?!"
8. Roasting hot dogs can be a fun part of camping. But in a tent,
you're looking at third-degree burns.
7. Marinating the hamburgers in camp stove fuel and then tossing
in a match may indeed be faster, but....
6. He's never even seen a cast iron skillet, but he brought along
his extensive collection of bundt cake pans.
5. Seems the only thing she brought was the ingredients for her
"famous hash s'mores."
4. You spend the day out hunting deer and trout fishing. He's
spent the day thumbing through "101 Nutritious Vegan Recipes."
3. His color blindness makes you leery of his wild berry salad,
especially when half of the "berries" are brown.
2. Even his chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
... and the #1 Sign You Picked the Wrong Camp Cook ...
1. His attempt at a wild mushroom stew has everyone in your party
trying to claw their eyes out or making small talk with a
four-inch-tall purple frog named "Floyd."
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9. "Outside?! In the woods?!? That's the silliest thing I've ever
heard! I mean, where do you plug in the refrigerator?!"
8. Roasting hot dogs can be a fun part of camping. But in a tent,
you're looking at third-degree burns.
7. Marinating the hamburgers in camp stove fuel and then tossing
in a match may indeed be faster, but....
6. He's never even seen a cast iron skillet, but he brought along
his extensive collection of bundt cake pans.
5. Seems the only thing she brought was the ingredients for her
"famous hash s'mores."
4. You spend the day out hunting deer and trout fishing. He's
spent the day thumbing through "101 Nutritious Vegan Recipes."
3. His color blindness makes you leery of his wild berry salad,
especially when half of the "berries" are brown.
2. Even his chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
... and the #1 Sign You Picked the Wrong Camp Cook ...
1. His attempt at a wild mushroom stew has everyone in your party
trying to claw their eyes out or making small talk with a
four-inch-tall purple frog named "Floyd."
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