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  • Signs You Picked The Wrong Camp Cook

    FOOD FUNNIES: Signs You Picked the Wrong Camp Cook
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    9. "Outside?! In the woods?!? That's the silliest thing I've ever
    heard! I mean, where do you plug in the refrigerator?!"

    8. Roasting hot dogs can be a fun part of camping. But in a tent,
    you're looking at third-degree burns.

    7. Marinating the hamburgers in camp stove fuel and then tossing
    in a match may indeed be faster, but....

    6. He's never even seen a cast iron skillet, but he brought along
    his extensive collection of bundt cake pans.

    5. Seems the only thing she brought was the ingredients for her
    "famous hash s'mores."

    4. You spend the day out hunting deer and trout fishing. He's
    spent the day thumbing through "101 Nutritious Vegan Recipes."

    3. His color blindness makes you leery of his wild berry salad,
    especially when half of the "berries" are brown.

    2. Even his chicken doesn't taste like chicken.

    ... and the #1 Sign You Picked the Wrong Camp Cook ...

    1. His attempt at a wild mushroom stew has everyone in your party
    trying to claw their eyes out or making small talk with a
    four-inch-tall purple frog named "Floyd."

  • #2
    Re: Signs You Picked The Wrong Camp Cook

    Hmm, I think he tried to be our camp cook once but we caught on real quick and sent him on his way. When he asked where the fridge was made us suspicious and that was when we booted him. Good thing we did or we would have been starving and high.

    Debbie
    Never regret something because at one point it was exactly what you wanted!

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    • #3
      Re: Signs You Picked The Wrong Camp Cook

      Well, If Your Starving And High, You Just Really Don't Care If Your Starving, Right? Lol

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      • #4
        Re: Signs You Picked The Wrong Camp Cook

        Good point there, maybe I shouldn't be so picky about my camp cook.

        Debbie
        Never regret something because at one point it was exactly what you wanted!

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