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    MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

    I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
    As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed

    Then I go to see John.

    Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

    When he leaves, Arthur Itis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
    He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint

    After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.

    What a life!

    Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.


    Now remember:
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes... so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, have a great day.

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    Lol! I know the feeling! Laughter is good medicine! Thanks!
    Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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    • #3
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      A good chuckle is needed each day. Thanks.

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      • #4
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        But..... But..... I Thought Those Were My Men!!!!! ******weeping/sobbing******

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        • #5
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          Nu - you are greedy - you want ALL THE MEN

          Admit it

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          • #6
            Re: My Five New Boyfriends

            Originally posted by Rubelishous View Post
            Nu - you are greedy - you want ALL THE MEN

            Admit it
            ***hanging head in shame****



            lol

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            • #7
              Re: My Five New Boyfriends

              OK - we'll split them. You can have them all in the US and I'll have them all in Canada

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              • #8
                Re: My Five New Boyfriends

                Originally posted by Rubelishous View Post
                OK - we'll split them. You can have them all in the US and I'll have them all in Canada
                YOU DA BOMB!!!!

                YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD BAR/CAT FIGHT IN A LONG TIME!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: My Five New Boyfriends

                  who we afta? I is rite b-hind ya!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: My Five New Boyfriends

                    Haven't seen this in years! It's still very funny!
                    Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

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