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    Well Then, Consider These . . .

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    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m. regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.Sunday. So a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Willie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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    Still Having a Bad Day????

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

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    Still think you are having a Bad Day????

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Ipod.

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    Are Ya OK Now? - No?


    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

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    What?!? STILL Having a Bad Day????

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    God is Good!

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    There now, Feeling Better????

  • #2
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    I Do Feel Better!
    Thanks Sooooooo Much Rp!!!



    By The Way, Quit Being Such A Stranger!

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    • #3
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      Thoroughly enjoyed those!

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      • #4
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        Wow! That'll make ya think! Thanks! Sometimes it's hard to be HUMBLE! Have a great day!
        Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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        • #5
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          my favorite is the husband listening to his ipod and wife reacts LOL . . . something I would do!
          "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"

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          • #6
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            the killer whale one isn't true is it?
            I just hold on tighter, to a hand that's stronger...he knows my every thought, he clears my weary heart, and hold's on tighter...

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            • #7
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              Those are a hoot! I'm hoping the hospital one wasn't true!

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by chickyp View Post
                Those are a hoot! I'm hoping the hospital one wasn't true!

                lol i wasn't worried about the hospital one, i was worried about the
                saved animals and the killer whale
                I just hold on tighter, to a hand that's stronger...he knows my every thought, he clears my weary heart, and hold's on tighter...

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                • #9
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                  Love them! Sent them to my email list

                  I have heard the one about the killer whale and those seals before, I don't know if it is true or not though?

                  I looked for something about it on Snopes and didn't find anything, but I didn't do an aggressive search because I am being lazy this afternoon
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                  • #10
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                    I think they are ALL great, and they made me laugh.
                    But none of these seem to be true... http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp

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                    • #11
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                      Nope non of them are real just a real good writer.

                      they remind me of this one it's Not real either!


                      The following is the actual radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

                      CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

                      AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

                      CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

                      AMERICANS: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

                      CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

                      AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, thatís one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

                      CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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                      • #12
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                        LOL, Cindy, now that is funny.

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