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    A modern Orthodox Jewish couple,
    preparing for a religious wedding
    meets with their rabbi for counseling.

    The rabbi asks if they have any last questions
    before they leave.

    The man asks,
    "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men,
    and women to dance with women at the reception.
    But, we'd like your permission to dance together,
    like the rest of the world."

    "Absolutely not," says the rabbi.
    "It's immodest. Men and women always dance separately."

    "So after the ceremony
    I can't even dance with my own wife?"

    "No," answered the rabbi.
    "It's forbidden."

    "Well, okay," says the man,
    "What about sex?
    Can we finally have sex?"

    "Of course!" replies the rabbi.
    "Sex is a mitzvah
    a good thing within marriage,
    to have children!"

    "What about different positions?"
    asks the man

    "No problem," says the rabbi
    "It's a mitzvah!"

    "Woman on top?" the man asks.

    "Sure," says the rabbi.
    " It's a mitzvah!"

    "Doggy style?"

    "Sure! Another mitzvah!"

    "On the kitchen table?"

    " A mitzvah!"

    "Can we do it on rubber sheets
    with a bottle of hot oil,
    a couple of vibrators,
    a leather harness,
    a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

    "You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

    "Can we do it standing up?"

    "No." says the rabbi."

    "Why not?" asks the man.

    "It's too much like dancing!"
    "WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

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    Re: Jokes & Witty Websites...

    Aww! LOL! That was hilarious! Thanks for a good laugh!
    Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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