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A Turkey and A Bull
A Turkey was chatting with a Bull....
"I would LOVE to be able to get to the top of that tree", sighed the Turkey, "but I haven't got the energy".
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings," replied the Bull, "they are packed with nutrients".
The Turkey pecked at the lump of dung and found that it actually gave him the strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
FINALLY- After the fourth day, the Turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree, where he was promptly spotted by a Farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
~Moral of the story?~
Bull Sh-t , may get you to the top... but it won't keep you there!!
HeHeHe!
"I would LOVE to be able to get to the top of that tree", sighed the Turkey, "but I haven't got the energy".
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings," replied the Bull, "they are packed with nutrients".
The Turkey pecked at the lump of dung and found that it actually gave him the strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
FINALLY- After the fourth day, the Turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree, where he was promptly spotted by a Farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
~Moral of the story?~
Bull Sh-t , may get you to the top... but it won't keep you there!!
HeHeHe!
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