Need (EVIL) help Sis turning 60!!!

[Huffle]

Ok so my Sis is turning 60 this weekend. I am planning on decorating her porch with some tombstones I picked up after last Halloween. Also encasing her (small) front porch in black plastic garbage bags and using one of those white window markers to write stuff on the bags. I need Ideas on what to write. Oh I am going to replace her porch light with a black light bulb so the white writing REALY shows up. (Yes my son's are going to help so I don't kill myself with this ankle.(
I was thinking one thing to write is "Under the Hill"
I need more Ideas. She will be at my niece's (her DD) while I do this. I also want to write something on the car when I get there. Any Idea's on what to write on the car?
Also any ideas for a joke gift maybe like a box filled with samples of like Depends, and stuff. Get your thinking hats on folks.

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[Huffle]

Re: Need (EVIL) help Sis turning 60!!!

Oh and you have to understand my sis is the jokester of jokesters. So realy need something funny. She will appreciate it a lot. Like for my DS1's 18th birthday she got him 18 $1 gift certificates to Fry's electronics. Yeah Fry's hated her. Now they have gift cards with a $5 minimum I am sure the minimum is due to her.....hahaha.

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[wellsms]

Re: Need (EVIL) help Sis turning 60!!!

How about a "fake" bottle of pills with viagra written on it, inside maybe some sweet tart candies or something like that. How about a candy dish with 60 jelly beans, 60 gummies, you get the drift.

[Ginger]

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You can write R.I.P. Here lies Youth on the tombstone. I did that on a cake for DH's 50th and we had a 'wake' instead of a party.

[Suwannee Terry]

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Go by your local thrift store or Goodwill ... a cane, potty chair, walker, wheel chair .. make nice props too. evil grin ... let us know what you came up with .. evil grin again ..

[smokey]

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It is probably too late for this but I worked with a woman who was a real trickster. She would send for free samples of things and have them sent to folks she didn't like - some were her bosses. She would send Depends or some type of supplements.

[Needers]

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I had a post on this subject too. I did the idea of buying 60 Tootsie Roll Suckers, and I arranged them in a container with a sign that read ...."60 Sucks"

[TexAnn]

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Sounds fun oh evil one...lol!

[MaryJo]

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Are you making a large cookie to match the tombstone decorations?

How about "Honk if you love old biddies - this biddie just turned 60"

You can make a "flower arrangement" to go on your tombstone by pressing prunes (get it, dried up old prune) on the end of long green pipecleaners and sticking the pipecleaners into a florists sponge, then cover the sponge with foliage. Or maybe those wooden skewers would be better (stronger) than the pipecleaners.

Hallmark has an "over the hill" section and I got "50 sucks" black suckers there. They come with different ages on them. They have a variety of gag gifts. I'm sure other stores do, too.

I'm not sure how you'd go about doing this, but how about a Hot Flash Measuring Device. Think large thermometer made from poster board with moveable gauge and funny sayings. Or, remember the old Twister game turn spinner? You could just write funny old age related stuff on it.

I have to be careful - don't want your sister mad at me!

[Rescuedpanther]

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here is my lost of things for ya to write, hehehehe


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
I'm to sexy to be 60
it took 60 years to look this good
I demand a recount!
60 happens!
I got your 60 right here!
I'm 60 what's your excuse!
1947 Classic
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
I can resist everything except temptation.
if things get better with age then i'm magnificent.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

[mommyx2]

Re: Need (EVIL) help Sis turning 60!!!

Don't forget the vulture!!!

[Huffle]

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I have a tombstone that says MORGUE on it going to put that on her front door. And a 'normal' tombstone. I went to Pinky's (party store) and found a bunch of vinyl cutouts that said a lot of funny stuff. I cut those out last night and am going to tape them to the garbage bags. With the black light bulb in her porch light this stuff should look great.
I have decided to write "Prehistoric Princess" on her car with one of those boxes around her window like the kids do. Then on the back window write "Under the Hill" and draw a mound and put a tombstone with 60 on it. Should be funny.

[Huffle]

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Ok so I wrote "Prehistoric Princess" and "Under the Hill" with a tombstone that said 60 on it. Her front porch was done up with opened plastic bags with signs taped on them I got the vinyl signs at the party store and cut them all out. Put a black light bulb in the porch light. Had a sign from last halloween that said Morgue I put on her front door.
I left my niece's before she did. I was so tired not used to doing so much and being out so long since surgery. So when she left she laughed about the car. She thought that was all and that she had escaped pretty easy. Well she got home and was so surprised. She loved the porch. She was going to take pictures for my niece (her daughter). She called me and was laughing that she should have figured she could not have escaped that easily. All in all a good celebration of her 60th.

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