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    THIS ISN'T TOO BAD, BUT SOME MAY NOT LIKE IT







    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

    A lady stood and walked to the podium.

    She said, 'I have praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him.'

    You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

    She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain.


    We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'

    Again, the men in the congregation squirmed! uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely.' All the men sighed with relief.

    The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.

    A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, the word is sternum.'

  • #2
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    Funny, LMAO

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    • #3
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      ok, thats cute,ill give ya that

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      • #4
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        Made me laugh.

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        • #5
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          I L'd OL !

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          • #6
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            Lol! Very good Sis! The cake made you do it huh?
            Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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            • #7
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              OMG I love it!!! hehehe
              God grant me the serenity to accept the yarn I cannot return... courage to change the yarn I can... and the reciept to know the difference.

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