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    > > THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
    > >
    > > ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
    > >
    > > WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
    > >
    > > AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
    > >
    > >
    > > 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you
    > > has screwed up
    > > my life.
    > >
    > > 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I
    > > always wake up
    > > screaming.
    > >
    > > 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes
    > > everything you are
    > > not.
    > >
    > > 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss. But I only
    > > slept with you
    > > 'cause I was pissed.
    > >
    > > 5. I thought that I could love no other - that is until I
    > > met your
    > > brother.
    > >
    > > 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so
    > > are you. But
    > > the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
    > > bowl's empty and so is your head.
    > >
    > > 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take
    > > that paper bag off
    > > your face.
    > >
    > > 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn,
    > > I'm good at
    > > telling lies!
    > >
    > > 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have
    > > you stepped in to smell this way?
    > >
    > > 10. My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe
    > > 'Go to hell.'
    > >
    > > 11. What inspired this amorous
    > > rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
    > >
    > >
    > > WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?
    Nommie

    Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!

  • #2
    Re: Poetry

    sounds like the poetry my DH spouts! lol

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