For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day----several months later, he came home to a very confused wife.
"Honey", she said, you received a VERY strange postcard today".
"Oh? Just give it to me and I will explain later".
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and FAINTED!
On the card was written....
Spaghetti-Spaghetti-Spaghetti-Spaghetti-Spaghetti-
Three with meatballs, Two without
Send Extra Sauce
HeHeHe