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    Take the test, but be careful not to cheat.


    The Bathtub Test





    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
    Director how you determine whether a patient should be
    institutionalized.



    'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we
    offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
    her to empty the bathtub.'



    'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use
    the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'








    'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
    Do you want a bed near the window?'

  • #2
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    LOL! Good Morning Tx! That was cute. I hope you have a good day today!
    Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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    • #3
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      Haha, I always fall for these "test" type things........I should've been committed years ago if they'd really go by them, lol.

      Thanks for the early chuckle, TXR
      The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.

      Faith is believing in advance what already makes sense in retrospect. O:-)

      'Do not ask the Lord to Guide your Footsteps if you are not willing to move your Feet'

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      • #4
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        oh lord, check me in, and i would like the side with the window please
        I just hold on tighter, to a hand that's stronger...he knows my every thought, he clears my weary heart, and hold's on tighter...

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        • #5
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          I didn't fail this one for a change. LOL

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Stella View Post
            oh lord, check me in, and i would like the side with the window please
            Me too! I am ready to go make sock monkeys--but someone else will have to sew the eyes and mouth on--I am not allowed sharp objects..
            Nommie

            Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!

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            • #7
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              ROTFLMAO!!! I guess ya'll have figured out by now, I AM NOT A NORMAL PERSON!!!

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              • #8
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                What was our first clue? LOL...Love ya Sis!!!
                Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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                • #9
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                  but !!!!!!!

                  what if it was a tub like laura Ingall's used? huh? yeea see. there weren't no plugs in that there, now was there, ughh huh no i don't think so... see.... ah ha ! that's the tub i was using in my head, so i am giving up my bed with a view someone else can have it.
                  i have more people out there in the world to go confuse. see ya !
                  I just hold on tighter, to a hand that's stronger...he knows my every thought, he clears my weary heart, and hold's on tighter...

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by nuisance View Post
                    ROTFLMAO!!! I guess ya'll have figured out by now, I AM NOT A NORMAL PERSON!!!
                    She picked the teaspoon!!!! Yep Get her a rubber room. Oh and one of those white wraparound huggy jackets.

                    Huffle
                    God grant me the serenity to accept the yarn I cannot return... courage to change the yarn I can... and the reciept to know the difference.

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