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    It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
    >female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
    >true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
    >it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
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    >A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
    >girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
    >middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
    >take her eyes off him.
    >
    >The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
    >directly toward her. (As men will.)>
    >
    >Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
    >over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
    >you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one
    >condition.'
    >
    >Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
    >'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'>
    >
    >The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
    >removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
    >hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
    >slowly and meaningfully said........ .












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    >'Clean my house.'
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    SHEL

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    Re: Friday Funny

    Lovin' every minute of that one!!!! LOL!!!
    Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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    • #3
      Re: Friday Funny

      LOL, I have heard this one before, but I have to smile every time I read / hear it.

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