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It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
>female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
>true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
>it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
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>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
>middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
>take her eyes off him.
>
>The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
>directly toward her. (As men will.)>
>
>Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
>over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
>you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one
>condition.'
>
>Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
>'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'>
>
>The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
>removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
>hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
>slowly and meaningfully said........ .
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>
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>'Clean my house.'
>
>female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
>true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
>it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
>
>
>
>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
>middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
>take her eyes off him.
>
>The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
>directly toward her. (As men will.)>
>
>Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
>over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
>you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one
>condition.'
>
>Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
>'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'>
>
>The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
>removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
>hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
>slowly and meaningfully said........ .
>
>
>
>'Clean my house.'
>
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