I know there is bound to be some funny fish stories that go along with fishing. What's your funniest fish story?
Mine isn't exactly mine, but was told to me by my son. My dh and ds went on a offshore party boat one day. They always take their own squid because what the boat has is usually old and falls off the hook easily. They had some whole squid (about 4-6 in. long) and my ds was baiting his hook and he set a couple of squid on the bench beside him (I know...yuck). Before he could react, a heavy-set lady in stretch pants sat down right beside him...right on top of the squid. My ds is shy, so he didn't say anything. When the lady got up the squid was gone. Ummm, it was kind of stuck and part of it was hanging out. My ds didn't know what to do and in typical male fashion, he just moved around to the other side of the boat. He always wondered what happened....if someone told her that she had squid hanging out of her crack, or she just lost it somewhere.
Mine isn't exactly mine, but was told to me by my son. My dh and ds went on a offshore party boat one day. They always take their own squid because what the boat has is usually old and falls off the hook easily. They had some whole squid (about 4-6 in. long) and my ds was baiting his hook and he set a couple of squid on the bench beside him (I know...yuck). Before he could react, a heavy-set lady in stretch pants sat down right beside him...right on top of the squid. My ds is shy, so he didn't say anything. When the lady got up the squid was gone. Ummm, it was kind of stuck and part of it was hanging out. My ds didn't know what to do and in typical male fashion, he just moved around to the other side of the boat. He always wondered what happened....if someone told her that she had squid hanging out of her crack, or she just lost it somewhere.
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