53 people online...nobody's talking

[floridagirly68]

What's everybody doing tonight???

[floridagirly68]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

Hey Bill, Tx, Ro!!!!

[floridagirly68]

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Where's Chop????

I'm talking to myself............

I'm going to start singing................

[floridagirly68]

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Don't Swat a Fly

I was just a kid when my daddy said to me
Son there's much to learn in this life.
And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee
He said there's dangers in this world
So follow my advice.

Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub
Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend
Especially if your wife just bought a gun.
And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister
In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.
And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's
Unless you got insurance on his life.

And don't ever give Viagara to a Rooster.
He'll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes.
And don't ask you in-laws over for a dinner
Unless you're sure they'll all fit in the stove..
And don't take your kids to visit dear old Grandma
Unless they don't mind digging all night long.
And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.

And don't ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor
Cause now your cousin Junior's on the moon.
They say he left a trail of anti-matter
and NASA said he won't be back real soon.
And don't take advice unless it's from your daddy
Even if your mother says you ain't my son.
And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run
Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.

[floridagirly68]

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Miss Molly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick
So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.
The doctor came with his bag and his hat
And he knocked on the door with a rat-a-tat-tat.
He looked at the dolly and he shook his head,
And he said, "Miss Molly, put her straight to bed!"
He wrote on his pad for some pills, pills, pills
"I'll be back in the morning if she still feels ill!"

[floridagirly68]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

TX!!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!!!!

[HockeyBill]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her

[floridagirly68]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her

That's my FAVORITE song!!!!!

[floridagirly68]

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I saw you yesterday with an old friend
it wuz the same old same how have you been
since you've been gone my worlds been dark and gray
you reminded me of brighter days
I hope to be coming home to stay
I wuz head of the church
I wuz off to drink you away
I thought about you for a long time
can't seem to get you off my mind
I cant stand why we’re living like this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say I love you
come back home

[HockeyBill]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

(Sheryl Crow)
I caught you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
(guitar)......
I saw you yesterday with an old friend

[chop]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

OK OK!!!!!!! im here already!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT sing girly girl!!!!!!!!!

[HockeyBill]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

It was the same ole same "how have you been"

[floridagirly68]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

OK OK!!!!!!! im here already!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT sing girly girl!!!!!!!!!

I know!!! That's your job. I wondered where you were hiding???

[HockeyBill]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

Since you been gone my worlds been dark & grey

[chop]

Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

oh chit! now u got bill singing lol
u are baaaaaaaaaad girl!