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  • 53 people online...nobody's talking

    What's everybody doing tonight???
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

  • #2
    Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

    Hey Bill, Tx, Ro!!!!
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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    • #3
      Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

      Where's Chop????

      I'm talking to myself............

      I'm going to start singing................
      The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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      • #4
        Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

        Don't Swat a Fly

        I was just a kid when my daddy said to me
        Son there's much to learn in this life.
        And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee
        He said there's dangers in this world
        So follow my advice.

        Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
        Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub
        Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend
        Especially if your wife just bought a gun.
        And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister
        In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.
        And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's
        Unless you got insurance on his life.

        And don't ever give Viagara to a Rooster.
        He'll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes.
        And don't ask you in-laws over for a dinner
        Unless you're sure they'll all fit in the stove..
        And don't take your kids to visit dear old Grandma
        Unless they don't mind digging all night long.
        And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
        Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.

        And don't ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor
        Cause now your cousin Junior's on the moon.
        They say he left a trail of anti-matter
        and NASA said he won't be back real soon.
        And don't take advice unless it's from your daddy
        Even if your mother says you ain't my son.
        And don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
        Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run
        Unless you aren't too drunk enough to run.
        The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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        • #5
          Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

          Miss Molly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick
          So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.
          The doctor came with his bag and his hat
          And he knocked on the door with a rat-a-tat-tat.
          He looked at the dolly and he shook his head,
          And he said, "Miss Molly, put her straight to bed!"
          He wrote on his pad for some pills, pills, pills
          "I'll be back in the morning if she still feels ill!"
          The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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          • #6
            Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

            TX!!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!!!!
            The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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            • #7
              Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

              Livin' my life in a slow hell
              Different girl every night at the hotel
              I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
              Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
              Wish I had a good girl to miss me
              Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
              I put your picture away
              Sat down and cried today
              I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
              I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
              I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her

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              • #8
                Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                Originally posted by HockeyBill View Post
                Livin' my life in a slow hell
                Different girl every night at the hotel
                I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
                Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
                Wish I had a good girl to miss me
                Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
                I put your picture away
                Sat down and cried today
                I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
                I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
                I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her

                That's my FAVORITE song!!!!!
                The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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                • #9
                  Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                  I saw you yesterday with an old friend
                  it wuz the same old same how have you been
                  since you've been gone my worlds been dark and gray
                  you reminded me of brighter days
                  I hope to be coming home to stay
                  I wuz head of the church
                  I wuz off to drink you away
                  I thought about you for a long time
                  can't seem to get you off my mind
                  I cant stand why we’re living like this way
                  I found your picture today
                  I swear I'll change my ways
                  I just called to say I want you to come back home
                  I found your picture today
                  I swear I'll change my ways
                  I just called to say I want you to come back home
                  I just called to say I love you
                  come back home
                  The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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                  • #10
                    Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                    (Sheryl Crow)
                    I caught you last night in the hotel
                    Everyone knows but they wont tell
                    But their half hearted smiles tell me
                    Somethin' just ain't right
                    I been waitin' on you for a long time
                    Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
                    I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
                    I put your picture away
                    I wonder where you been
                    I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
                    I put your picture away
                    I wonder where you been
                    I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
                    (guitar)......
                    I saw you yesterday with an old friend

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                    • #11
                      Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                      OK OK!!!!!!! im here already!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT sing girly girl!!!!!!!!!
                      http://weatherpixie.com/index.php?&h...=AZ&place=KFFZ

                      i didnt loose it! ...........i sold it on ebay!

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                      • #12
                        Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                        It was the same ole same "how have you been"

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                        • #13
                          Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                          Originally posted by chop View Post
                          OK OK!!!!!!! im here already!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT sing girly girl!!!!!!!!!


                          I know!!! That's your job. I wondered where you were hiding???
                          The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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                          • #14
                            Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                            Since you been gone my worlds been dark & grey

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                            • #15
                              Re: 53 people online...nobody's talking

                              oh chit! now u got bill singing lol
                              u are baaaaaaaaaad girl!
                              http://weatherpixie.com/index.php?&h...=AZ&place=KFFZ

                              i didnt loose it! ...........i sold it on ebay!

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