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> Subject: Dingaling... Yep, that is the way to spell
> it!!>>>> A cop stops a car for traveling faster
> than the posted speed limit. He> asks the man his
> name.>> 'Fred,' he replies.>> 'Fred
> what?' the officer asks.>> 'Just Fred,'
> the man responds.>> The officer is in a good mood,
> doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might> just give
> the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of
a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last
name. The man tells him that he used to have a last
name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut
case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last
> name?'>> The man replies, 'It's a long
> story, so stay with me.' 'I was born Fred>
> Dingaling . I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to
> tease me all the> time. So I stayed to myself, studied
> hard, and got good grades. When I got> older I realized
> that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,>
> medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
> degree, so I was> Fred Dingaling, MD.>> 'After
> a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
> to> school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way
> through school, got my> degree, so then I was Fred
> Dingaling, MD, DDS.>> 'Got bored doing dentistry,
> so I started fooling around with my assistant> and she
> gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with
> VD.>> Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they
> took away my DDS. Then I was> Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
> Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking> away my DDS
> because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as
> Fred> Dingaling wi th VD. Then the VD took away my
> Dingaling, so now I 'm just> Fred.'>> The
> officer walked away in tears, laughing.>
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> Subject: Dingaling... Yep, that is the way to spell
> it!!>>>> A cop stops a car for traveling faster
> than the posted speed limit. He> asks the man his
> name.>> 'Fred,' he replies.>> 'Fred
> what?' the officer asks.>> 'Just Fred,'
> the man responds.>> The officer is in a good mood,
> doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might> just give
> the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of
a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last
name. The man tells him that he used to have a last
name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut
case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last
> name?'>> The man replies, 'It's a long
> story, so stay with me.' 'I was born Fred>
> Dingaling . I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to
> tease me all the> time. So I stayed to myself, studied
> hard, and got good grades. When I got> older I realized
> that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,>
> medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
> degree, so I was> Fred Dingaling, MD.>> 'After
> a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
> to> school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way
> through school, got my> degree, so then I was Fred
> Dingaling, MD, DDS.>> 'Got bored doing dentistry,
> so I started fooling around with my assistant> and she
> gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with
> VD.>> Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they
> took away my DDS. Then I was> Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
> Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking> away my DDS
> because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as
> Fred> Dingaling wi th VD. Then the VD took away my
> Dingaling, so now I 'm just> Fred.'>> The
> officer walked away in tears, laughing.>
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