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    > Subject: Dingaling... Yep, that is the way to spell
    > it!!>>>> A cop stops a car for traveling faster
    > than the posted speed limit. He> asks the man his
    > name.>> 'Fred,' he replies.>> 'Fred
    > what?' the officer asks.>> 'Just Fred,'
    > the man responds.>> The officer is in a good mood,
    > doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might> just give
    > the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of
    a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last
    name. The man tells him that he used to have a last
    name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut
    case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last
    > name?'>> The man replies, 'It's a long
    > story, so stay with me.' 'I was born Fred>
    > Dingaling . I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to
    > tease me all the> time. So I stayed to myself, studied
    > hard, and got good grades. When I got> older I realized
    > that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,>
    > medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
    > degree, so I was> Fred Dingaling, MD.>> 'After
    > a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
    > to> school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way
    > through school, got my> degree, so then I was Fred
    > Dingaling, MD, DDS.>> 'Got bored doing dentistry,
    > so I started fooling around with my assistant> and she
    > gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with
    > VD.>> Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they
    > took away my DDS. Then I was> Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
    > Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking> away my DDS
    > because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as
    > Fred> Dingaling wi th VD. Then the VD took away my
    > Dingaling, so now I 'm just> Fred.'>> The
    > officer walked away in tears, laughing.>

    Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!

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    Re: Dingaling...

    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.