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Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE ,
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html; then try to download Tears 6.2 and do not
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
Remember, however, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck! Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
**********
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html; then try to download Tears 6.2 and do not
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
Remember, however, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck! Tech Support
Nommie
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