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    ADULT JOKES!!!



    Sex, Church & Pancakes



    Sex


    The mother of a
    17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter
    was having sex.

    Worried the girl might become pregnant
    and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the
    family doctor.

    The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful
    and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in
    rebellion.
    He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth
    control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of
    condoms.

    Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date,
    the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of
    condoms

    The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother
    saying:

    'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm
    dating Susan!'



    Church

    A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
    preacher's hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine
    sermon. Damned good!'

    The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

    The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

    The preacher said, 'No shit?'




    Pancakes

    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

    With some hesitation, they explained that although their
    little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his
    rather small penis.

    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
    pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there
    was a large stack of warm
    pan cakes in the middle of the table.

    'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

    'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father.

  • #2
    Re: Sex, Church And Pancakes (adult)

    LOL!! That was funny!

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    • #3
      Re: Sex, Church And Pancakes (adult)

      That was good Sis! Thanks for the chuckles!
      Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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      • #4
        Re: Sex, Church And Pancakes (adult)

        I love you jokes Nu!!!!!!

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        • #5
          Re: Sex, Church And Pancakes (adult)

          Originally posted by food gal View Post
          I love you jokes Nu!!!!!!
          THANKS, I FIGURE ONE OF THESE DAYS, WHEN STEPH STARTS FEELING BETTER AND HERE TO "MONITOR" US MORE, SHE'LL PUT A STOP TO MY DIRTY JOKES, BUT.... I DO WARN PEOPLE THEY'RE ADULT OR DIRTY!!!

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