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    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a generic name and a trade name.

    For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
    Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
    Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it
    has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
    of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
    liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
    suitable for use as a mixer.
    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
    one.

    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
    meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
    old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on Viagra today than on
    Alzheimer's research.

    This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
    huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

  • #2
    Re: Renaming Drugs (adult)

    LMAO, good one, love it.

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    • #3
      Re: Renaming Drugs (adult)

      Loved it! Too funny!

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