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    Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

    Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this
    house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED
    OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
    And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs
    despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if
    they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, TWO DAYS LATER, the chair they
    dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME
    SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
    BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
    OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
    GARBAGE THAT

    ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
    IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
    DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
    THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    I'm sorry.

    What was the question?

  • #2
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    LOL!!
    Good One! Thanks for the giggles!!! hehehe!
    Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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    • #3
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      My friends all enjoyed this one. Thanks

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        That's hilarious!!
        Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

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          I loved it. So true.
          "Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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          • #6
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            I can't wait to forward this one!!
            I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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