Pms

[Punkin]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED
OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if
they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, TWO DAYS LATER, the chair they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME
SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?

[TexAnn]

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LOL!!
Good One! Thanks for the giggles!!! hehehe!

[Rubelishous]

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My friends all enjoyed this one. Thanks

[beatlebette]

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That's hilarious!!

[laura lynn]

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I loved it. So true.

[CrabbyMcClaw]

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I can't wait to forward this one!!