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    Medical Distinctions
    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'

    This should clear up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
    Nommie

    Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!

  • #2
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    LMAO love it, too funny.

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    • #3
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      My DH would lack both if he said either one!!! lol
      "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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      • #4
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        I agree with you Sis!!! LMAO!!
        Good one Nommie!!!
        Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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        • #5
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          Very funny,Nommie! Thanks for passing that along!
          I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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          • #6
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            Good one! :-)

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