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    Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
    married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
    conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
    lives.
    After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
    in some S&M role playing.

    The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
    drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the
    work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When
    all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was
    a leather bodice,black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
    that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

    The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When
    my fiancee got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black
    mask, leather bodice , black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned
    on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
    wedding date!

    The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
    planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I
    took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped
    into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and
    six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for
    action.

    When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
    sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'
    Nommie

    Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!

  • #2
    Re: Just like a man!

    Awwwwwwwwww.............bless her!

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    • #3
      Re: Just like a man!

      I have read this before, it's still funny.

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      • #4
        Re: Just like a man!

        He should be WEARING dinner!

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