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    How to install a Home Security System

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba,
    Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an
    hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this
    morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
    it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
    of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside.

    Cooter
    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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